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Ole Miss Jokes
If you have any Ole Miss jokes, just send them to me here.
Currently 2 Jokes.
What's the difference between Ole Miss fans and Mississippi State fans?
The Ole Miss fans get drunk before the game.
One Saturday afternoon during the football season, a man walked into a sports bar in Oxford with his dog. "Wait a second, dogs aren't allowed in here!" the bartender exclaimed. But the man insisted that his dog was a Rebels dog and that he just wanted to watch the game. After much argument, the bartender allowed the man to let the dog in the bar, but only if he behaved. So the man sat down with his dog and had a beer as they watched the game. By and by the Rebels get into field goal range and they kick a field goal. The dog goes crazy: He jumps all around, slapping people high five, cheering, and barking the Ole Miss fight song. The bartender says, "Hey, that's really great! What does he do when they get a touchdown?" To which the man replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."